I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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