Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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