He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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