I want to have your abortion
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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