i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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