On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Randomize
