We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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