I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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