Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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