Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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