You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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