Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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