I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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