My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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