So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
North Korea, Best Korea!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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