dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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