It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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