Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
