Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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