I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
