you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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