do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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