Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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