Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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