You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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