Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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