Sry I called you an 8
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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