i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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