I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
