I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Two words: blizzard sex
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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