I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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