i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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