just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
