Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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