3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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