Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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