If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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