Dual....:-)
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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