Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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