You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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