Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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