you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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