i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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