I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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