I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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