My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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