I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Randomize
