you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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