Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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