Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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