nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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